Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

Richard Belzer
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The original song “Do You Know What Happens When You Play a Country Song Backwards?” by Hank Williams Sr., is a true story. The lyrics go, “I’m gonna play you one of my favorite songs, Do You Know What Happens When You Play a Country Song Backwards?” Your wife will come back to you. Your dog will come back to you. Your job will come back to you. This is why I don't play country songs backwards. While backwards music certainly isn't the best way for your dog to come back to you, it can get your wife back, your job back and your life back on track quickly, effectively and easily!

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